February 2012
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Watchbromir:
xbostons:
Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
holy precious
OH MY GOD. JESUS CHRIST. SO CUTE.
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"We are nothing to one another but what we choose...
January 2012
7 posts
Watchjonathankane:
derelictsofdialect:
She does a good dragon impression.
I don’t think this would have been funny unless I saw my brother’s comment.
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December 2011
11 posts
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Santa, "Your kid has a violent Christmas list."
I went to Silver Dollar City with my bf’s Aunt,Uncle, and 6 Year old cousin, Mason. We stopped by the Santa cabin so Mason could see Santa, and you’ll never guess what he asked Santa for, for Christmas. Santa to Mason: ” What would you like for Christmas? Mason to Santa (in a whisper): “A toy rifle, a toy pistol, a toy sub-machine gun and a toy bazooka, if you have room....
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What I've learned about how to approach a very...
is to just say, “FUCK IT,” and just start writing shit down. Once you’ve spilled your brains out, can you then come up with some clever introductory paragraph by switching common words out with something more intellectual.
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November 2011
18 posts
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College.
They always say, “You need to spend a little time for yourself while your in college,” to help reduce stress in your life and yada yada. But how do you make time to relax when individual teachers pile on homework like you have all the time in the world to do it. Stress and air are the only things keeping me alive. I’m ready for the semester to be over with.
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I don’t see how people can be so hateful and rude to other people. Seriously, get over yourself. You’ll never make friends.
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animalsbeingdicks:
so wrong, yet so funny
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October 2011
22 posts
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