December 2011
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Santa, "Your kid has a violent Christmas list."
I went to Silver Dollar City with my bf’s Aunt,Uncle, and 6 Year old cousin, Mason. We stopped by the Santa cabin so Mason could see Santa, and you’ll never guess what he asked Santa for, for Christmas. Santa to Mason: ” What would you like for Christmas? Mason to Santa (in a whisper): “A toy rifle, a toy pistol, a toy sub-machine gun and a toy bazooka, if you have room....
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What I've learned about how to approach a very...
is to just say, “FUCK IT,” and just start writing shit down. Once you’ve spilled your brains out, can you then come up with some clever introductory paragraph by switching common words out with something more intellectual.
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